Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
He didn't want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I'm not sure.
Holy Ghost?
Wine, it's pretty funny wording in hindsight.
Ghosts... I'm going to hell, but i approve of the terminology
Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin's immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The "refuses to elaborate" is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it's off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it's actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.
Well this comment was the last thing I read before seeing he died about 7 hours ago, guess you were right
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Cursed title
Pope's Ghost haunts JD Vance for not saying thank you
"I've only got a few hours left, I'm not talking to that pudding faced prick"
chances are high he also wouldn't have been able to finish the talks in a meaningful way due to his health condition.
Well now he ghosted all of us.
Bro is with god now laughing at vance
Turns out he was on his death bed and didn’t want to waste his last few hours. Solid dude.
"tell Vance he can schedule any time after Monday"
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
People are saying.
The Pope couldn't bear being so close to JD Vance, so he just gave up.
Let's hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison
No, just cringe. The pope died of cringe.
Based Francis
You think that dipshit would manage to not somehow get it on himself before the Pope was even in the room?
I heard something about it being in his eyeliner
Vance barely made a peep in public when p47 was inaugarated only made noise as directed by thiel, when trump/doge was facing alot of backlash for the firings and tariffs to distract the public.
Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.
Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crkdmdg78jgo
I think he called both of them terrible.
Just look up this pope’s history during the Argentinian coup. This isn’t his first rodeo.
It's often their role to sort of placate those in charge and just ride it out.
But ya gotta admit Vance deserved it from his perspective and that's saying something
The #pope? ⛪
He ded... ☠️
Amen. 🙏
Bullshit article, they met: https://www.vaticannews.va/it/papa/news/2025-04/jd-vance-incontro-papa-francesco-santa-marta-pasqua.html
Not bullshit, he was refused an audience the day before, which is what this article is referring to
Yeah, I came here after seing them doing a photo OP and exchanging presents.
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-daily-boulder-bias/
I'm impressed he didn't burst into flames.
Well, now he did.
That kind of power is not in the regular pope's hands.
And sadly I was unaware he was visiting.
The rest of the world should take this approach. If everyone just plain ignored and ghosts the US’s emissaries it would be pretty funny.
Not just their emissaries. Ghost everyone up to FatBoy Tangerine, and beyond.
If there is ever another voted in president and this new 'leader' is a decent person, not just a tRUMP puppet. Then ghost them as well for allowing that orange turd to walk free after all the treasonous shit he pulled in his first term.
Based and punitive pilled
In February, without naming names, the Pope directly refuted a Catholic concept Vance had twisted to justify deportations. Vance had cited ordo amoris—the “order of love”—to argue that Americans should come first.
Francis responded: “Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups.”
Vance, acknowledging the rebuke, called himself a “baby Catholic” and admitted, “there are things about the faith that I don’t know.”
Dude, I'm not Catholic at all and I could have told you that. It's not really complicated to see that Catholic interpretation Jesus would whip you out of the temple.
His boss being a rapist felon that never faces consequences let alone justice. And we're all supposed to turn a blind eye in their world.
Turning a blind eye is the only way conservatism can function.
I'm an apostate and I can say that if you managed to get to the eucharist you should know that when you don't know something about catholic doctrine you're supposed to run it up the msgisterium. That's what they're there for. Priests go to college for this shit and usually can set you right. If they don't know they can ask a bishop. If it's pressing and uncertain the pope may need to make a call. And if a world leader asks it the pope actually might
Even if you aren't big on Catholicism, do we think Jesus would advocate harming migrants to put yourself first? This is the guy who said the widow person donating two coppers is a exemplary person because they gave everything they had. From a Catholic pov, surely the right move would be to help migrants over enriching yourself.
Now that he knows that deportations are against Christian love, will he be against them?
No
I bet!
I don't know what interpretation of Jesus wouldn't whip him out of the temple. It's hard to twist the part about loving your neighbor like yourself into yourself coming first.
He's living that neighbour lovin' by shagging their chaise lounge.
I hear the Vatican has some very attractive furniture.
I'll never understand why people shit on him for fictional things when there's plenty of real things to shit on him for.
I honestly think it helps him/MAGA, because it teaches them, their supporters, and impressionable others that people make stuff up about him to criticize, so they can safely ignore criticism of him.
Because the only things that actual bother him are being called a fucking loser and weirdo. The actually shitty things he does, he would do a million times and feel nothing.
And what you say can't be true, or the millions of lies he told would matter more.
To a fascist, image is everything. Ruin their image for the sad, fucking weirdos that they are makes fascists weak.
I think part of it is about making him into a joke to prevent him from gaining the cult following necessary to be another trump. I don't think trump supporters would care about the valid criticisms, but the idea he has sex with couches is provocative and humorous, and seems to have become one of the only things a lot of people know about him.
Your standards for MAGA cultists is way too high. They won't ever know the difference between fact and lie, and they won't care if they eventually learnt about it. Words and facts means nothing to them, it is all about "winning".
Kudos to the Pope Francis and fuck Just Dumb. I would have sent the Swiss Guard and tossed his Russian supporting ass out of the Vatican.
Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag
Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag
Love,
-The Pope
The Catholic Church has never lived down its association with the last Nazis that rose to power, they aren't making that mistake again.
"Fuck those guys." - current Pope.
The catholic church strongly opposed the Nazis. A lot of christians were killed by the Nazis because of this. The pope is more like: like: "Fuck, not those guys again"
I was gonna say, IIRC the Nazis kept trying to hide in ancient cathedrals, because they thought the allies wouldn't bomb them. The Pope at the time told the allies to burn and bomb the Nazis out.
The catholic church strongly opposed the Nazis
🤣 What??? Holy shit, lack of historical knowledge batman!
Indeed, read the book, "The Unholy Trinity."
Is "ghosts" really the most sensitive word for someone who's been on deaths door for a while now?
Edit - er. Well. Just seen today's news.
"they didnt tell me how wonderful the vaticans taste in furniture was.....mmm..mmm..mmmm..."
My opinion of the Pope just went up.
Did I not read a while back that he lost a fair amount of speech with his recent health troubles?
He could show up and do a few pictures, even from a wheelchair. This was a deliberate slap in the face.
He met up with King Charles a couple days prior, so he's doing fine. It's a clear middle finger to this douche clown.
The Pope or Vance?
🤞
we all know the pope is a radical left lunatic activist pope. he should be impeached, and joe rogan should be the new pope. /s
Sycophant narcissist 'JD' (born James Donald, changed to James David) decries woke pronouns.
No film at 11.
James Donald Bowman is a miserable twat.
And I will deadname him in every thread that I come across.
Thank you for this delicious piece of information.
Did he change his middle name from Donald to David because he thought Donald was a stupid name?
Lol. You're only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn't the aesthetic is funny
I hate the Vatican but that's a total mob boss move.
Excommunicate him
Biden and several other politicians have been denied communion for not being anti abortion.
Vance’s Catholicism is the kind of loser tradcath shit an atheist kid from 4chan converts to for the aesthetic and misogyny anyway.
Ex
💪
communicate
🙄
Oh no, Vance got Vance'd... Lucky it wasn't televised for the whole world to see.
Anyways, can't wait for the snarky tantrum and projection condemning the Pope once he's far away.
Bet the poor Pope couldn't even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.
What kind of AI soft focus HDR Parks and Rec adjacent slop is this?
Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise'd
Fix'd it for you
oh no, now I'm gonna get downvote'd
years ago, i came across the phrase "resting bitch face" online somewhere. i don't know in what context i read it or where, but i do remember being utterly confused by the concept. like, what even is that phrase supposed to mean?!
and that consternation had only deepened and strengthened right up to the recent past when photos of jd vance began to surface. now it's 100% clear what the author of that long-forgotten post must have meant when they typed out those three little words.
That is not really what that phrase means though. That phrase refers to people whose neutral facial expression makes them look like someone unfriendly when the person behind it is not. In Vance's case this is not true, his inside is just as ugly as his outside.
Yep the resting face is not a good judge of character, the active one is much more telling, and in Vance's case it's "self-righteousness without contentedness to back it up". You can't be discontent with yourself and at the same time think yourself to be the pinnacle of insight, at least not without a hefty dose of neurosis, that is.
No, the phrase doesn't have anything to do with being misleading or not. It just means they look like a shitty, bitchy person on the outside. It may or may not be accurate. It definitely sometimes is not.
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I have at least one friend who says she has RBF. I beleive actress January Jones has said it, too.
Should have sprayed him with holy water, just in case.
the pope is a ghost. a chubby one. doesnt sound too good when he talks...like ghost noises. religion is weird.
Turns out this comment was right.
what service is the Confederates versus Catholic Church war going to be streamed on, and will I have to pay per episode or just for the series subscription?
This infringes on my trademark character "Ghost Pope". Image
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I'm just over here annoyed at people calling the Pope's continuing ability to live a 'miracle' when he's spent the last month in a hospital keeping his ass animated with advanced medical science that his church probably condemns every Sunday.
You'd be surprised
The Catholic Church actually accepts the reality of evolution and has its own telescope called Lucifer.
They also recently updated their stance on "gender ideology" to no longer be critical of transpeople, citing genuine medical need for transition.
Yeah there is plenty to hate about Catholics too (hey, pedophilia) --
-- But when it comes to like. Accepting reality and modernity? They are head, shoulders, and pectorals above the average Evangelical Church.
Kek
I want to see JD Vanker of US meet (brother Wang) Wang ker Yi of China.
I want to see him meet Stockton Rush.
Yeah, I don't think that's what ghosting is. He just skipped the meeting. Ghosting would be not sending anyone.
He holy ghosted?
He was given the Holy Ghost treatment. He stayed at the Holy Ghost suite.
They look angelic compared to democratically elected americans /shrug
???
Well, they show a lot of compassion and support for all those accused priests.
I don't get the downvotes. My neighbours kid was abused while they had to deal with a psychotic other kid. The perpetrator, a catholic brothe, knew that and exploited the situation. They tried to cover up and denied everything. And that is only one reason to hate them. It was and is endemic. Greetings from catholic south Germany.