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Here comes Polly Pocket motherfuckers
For those who are unaware, this is actually happening. Lena Dunham is directing and Lily Collins is starring.
Mattel is also in pre-producrion on Barney, Hot Wheels, and even Magic 8 Ball.
Magic 8 ball should be a 2000s era horror thriller.
Teenagers fate (played by obvious 30 year olds) is dictated by the results of a possessed ball. Signs point to Death 💀 in theaters, whenever.
Hot wheels should play it straight as a Racing movie but those damn orange loopty loop tracks, which again is so normal in that universe nobody brings it up. Wanna see some sick ass hot rods too.
Barney vs Godzilla. Let's go. Will Love triumph over thunder?
If they rerelease Speed Racer as a Hot Wheels movie I'd be fine with that. More people need to see it