The worst finance-related pick-up line in the world

The inspiration for this scene was the following line:

"Is your name Penny Stock? Because I want to pump and then dump you so hard!"

I had a really nice time tonight. I hope the fun was mutual.

Baby, what's your APR? Because I want to pay you some interest

Hey baby, lemme recognize your appreciated assets!

Do you work in accounting? I need you in my spreadsheets!