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4mo ago

Anon's calendar is incomplete

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This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.
8 days in a week
Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.
- Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup
  
  What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?
  
  Is it Pimm's o'clock already?
- Don’t get me started on Plurday
  
  Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.
I don’t get it
- The government disappeared Logsday. Just like they keep taking my dog's turds from my yard.
  
  no, sorry. the turd thing is me
- This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.
  
  Could also just be a joke. Or both
- We have forgotten
- They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.
  
  No total solar eclipses for them. :(
6 work days per week
Society improved since then
- one could also suppose that logsday was a free day, and the evil spooky shadow government removed it to make us work more
Penis Inspection Day is missing too.
- You had it weekly?
  Ours was just once a year and often in the dark corners of the school. For privacy i think.
Caturday is also missing 😿
Anon missed log day...
Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.
First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad
I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.

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