Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world defunct_punk @lemmy.world 4mo ago LoisGriffinNakedMasturbatingUncensored.exe
Cute girl: "Oh, Light, you're so cute. Let me give you my number." ... "Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?"Light: "Uh, yeah..." absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out "Uh, here you go..."Cute girl: scribbles number on page "and there you go, cutey" walks awayLight: looks at paper "Oh.... Oh no. '555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami'? .... Fuck."L: *rips off cute girl disguise" "Heh."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16CKjELxHhga Shinigami huh you know my wife's got a friend who knows all about that spirits of death she calls him real scary stuff
Death Note plot synopsis:OH SHIT SOMEONE ATE AN APPLE3 hours of nothing happeningIS THAT GUY EATING A CUPCAKE?5 hours of nothing happeningWHOA HE'S EATING POTATO CHIPS NOW, THIS SHOW IS BRILLIANT!
Cute girl: "Oh, Light, you're so cute. Let me give you my number." ... "Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?"
Light: "Uh, yeah..." absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out "Uh, here you go..."
Cute girl: scribbles number on page "and there you go, cutey" walks away
Light: looks at paper "Oh.... Oh no. '555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami'? .... Fuck."
L: *rips off cute girl disguise" "Heh."