4mo ago

Cereal is just human kibble

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fun fact, the machinery used to make cereal and pet food is often exactly the same.
edit: for clarification, I don't mean they share a production line but the machines can be used to make either.
- Now we gotta find the machines that can make both pet and human wet food and treats.
  
  Considering that a lot of human treats and cereal contain cocoa, I'm not sure if that would be a good idea...
In that case, would oatmeal be human wet food?
- Oh no. 😭
To classify as kibble I think it would need to offer enough all the nutrition required to survive of it alone. You're not going to live long on just cereal
- I had an ex girlfriend who was gonna try.
- Depends on the cereal. If müsli or granola counts, and you're allowed to eat it with milk, you probably could live like that. (source: I have lived 4-6 years eating mostly granola)
My parents called them "teenager kibble"
- Only teenagers? 😭
what is the second emoji supposed to convey
I hate to say it but this is quite an apt comparison
Kibble is nutritionally balanced.
- Your logic is undeniable.
  However.
  Frosted Flakes are gr-r-reat! 🐯
I've seen human kibble and - please, take my word for it -cereal is a huge step above it.
Kibble is human kibble :3
I want a savory human kibble. 😩
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Just as healthy too !
- Kibble is actually pretty nutritious?
  
  And not all that bad, actually! I'm dead serious, there were times when I caught myself sneaking out a fistful from my cat's food bag and munching like a rodent. Once you get accustomed to the taste (which, in most cases, tastes like really tough bread flavoured with saltless steak, or saltless boiled carrot, or saltless fish), it makes for a decently filling snack.
  Dog kibble has even less flavour than cat kibble, mostly tastes slighly savoury and bland, though. Which I find weird and, like... all dogs I've met enjoyed a plethora of flavours, wouldn't they do the same with their kibble?

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