Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war

"What do you mean we can't waterboard them? Can we fireboard them? No? Come on. Earthboarding? Is that ok? No!? That's ridiculous. We'll need to make some changes here. I mean, we can't airboard them. That's just fucking breathing. It doesn't work! Fucking hell. Somebody get me a drink."

Are they trying to get us bombed? Bc this makes it seem like they are