Sounds like a place I'd love to work for

104 vacation days
fine print: We reserve the right to force you to come in without additional pay if there is work to do.

I see this and assume it's fake. Then, my wife starts a job where they make her pay for her own background heck and drug test and tell her she will be charged $250 if she quits without a 2 week notice. How is any of that legal?!
- It’s not legal.

I have to hope that this is a joke sign.
- I think it would be the only reason to make this sign. To be ironic.
- No, I commute to work by ambulance
- Without a legitimate source I find this extremely hard to believe

"No one wants to work anymore"
- No one ever wanted to work, but we all do what we have to, to survive. If working as your employee doesn't allow me to survive, you can get fucked. lol
  (Not you as in the person I am replying to but you know)

Based on the font of "Company Policies" and the fact that it's an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I'm gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn't be surprised about a company using this as inspiration...
- Yeah, this is one of those damn fool things you see hanging in gift shops and other outlets of kitsch, unironically on display as if it's still clever and nobody's ever seen it before. Usually right along side the very similar plaque with the "Labor rates: If you watch / If you offer advice / If you help" canard, "Harley Davidson Parking Only," "Complaint Department, Take a Number (Grenade)," and others of the same ilk.
  
  I've seen the "labour rates" one in a few mechanic's workshops.
  Definitely more of a hint than a joke.

Once thing is true though, when I'm sick I'm too weak to go the doctor. That shouldn't be a requirement

Isn't this just standard US employment terms?
- The only problem is generally you can't count on having Sat/Sun off
  
  Outside of hospitality? Is it that bad in the service industries too?

Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don't worry though, I'm hating every minute of it and I'll be back just as soon as I'm well again.

What you're saying is, that you'll only accept that I'm sick if you genuinely hear absolutely nothing from me because I'm either dead or completely incapacitated, and then only show up later after recovering?
I can work with that.
- No you can't work with that. Its, like, direkty examined in the sign!
  /s

Sounds like someone has wasted their generational wealth and is getting desperate.

Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.
Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management
- fucking hell, wasn't expecting that lol

I'd work there part time to troll management until I piss them off so much I get fired.

The line with the sick notices I can agree with. I mean... I sometimes get sick that I can barely leave bed, just sitting up makes me puke my guys out and then I'm supposed to walk to the next doctor, wait an hour ... Sitting .. so the doctor can tell me: "yep, you are sick"... Thank you, that trip probably delayed my recovery by a couple of days.
- Wouldn't it be great if you didn't have to do that useless trip in order to keep the roof over your head?
- Just call them and have a telephone appointment. Job done.