4mo ago

I post comments like AAA studios release games, I decide they are done when they are full of errors and missing key aspects that make the whole thing make sense

Like AAA studios do, I frantically edit my creation after unwisely releasing it prematurely to try to salvage some goodwill with people.

...maybe I missed my calling as a AAA game studios owner!?!

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Promise everything, deliver just short of something, then charge people for the rest of the comment in DLC style payments.
- Or maybe I could label all my new comments as Early Access and my poor grammar and sentence "structure" could then just part of the exciting experience of being the first to experience them..
- For $10 i will italicize my comments in reply to you.
Just say that it’s a Beta comment and all will be forgiven
If you want, you can buy the early access pass to all of my comments. For $60USD, I'll send you all of my rambling and error-riddled comments before they're made available to the public.
- Make it $70 and you've got a deal
- No, don't just give them to me, lock them under special spoiler warnings that are like mini-lootboxes I have to pay to unlock and see. Maybe the comment is useful, maybe it is a low effort stupid joke, you don't know until after you have already wasted your money!
Publish prematurely in an attempt to take advantage of the momentum.
Notice that there are grammatical, spelling, and typographical mistakes.
Edit, attempt to explain the edits, while also introducing more mistakes.
Rinse and repeat.
It's okay if there are patch notes, right? Right??
Tracking down my references to obscure cognitive science podcasts gives people a sense of pride and accomplishment.
…much like the escalation from vegetarianism to local-first, as described by McRaney’s guest whose book cover features a rubber duck.
You're not getting paid for comments, though.
- Given the amount of time I spent recommending people silly things and providing my opinion unprompted it is actually pretty hilarious I am unpaid.
  I am sure some paid trolls have looked at my obsessive posting sometimes and been like... -like wait who is supersquirrel getting paid by though?.
  Joke is on them, I just have ADHD and love the fediverse.
  ...though being mistaken for being a bot from just being annoyingly ADHD does hurt sometimes, not gonna lie, I get it but I am just a weirdo more than you might expect shrugs
  I didn't mean this as a humble brag about my posting and comments being the shit, my posts and comments are in fact shit
  
  All I know I've seen way shittier posts and comments, and, quite frankly AAA games than your comments mate.
Me too. It's called drafts. First draft, second draft, etc. It's only natural that you will find bugs, think of better ways to say stuff, realize stuff. It's organic and proper.
- It's organic and proper.
  Where the fuk did I state I want to be proper?

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