The very first thing that every human does when arriving in a brand new place, is take a piss on it.
The very first thing that every human does when arriving in a brand new place, is take a piss on it.
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I typically go through a door and look for a place to put my coat, but you do you.
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The “very first thing”?!
This is why you don’t get invited to parties
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I mean I was thinking like when you're flying on a plane and you get to your destination after 5 hours. You probably go use the bathroom in the airport almost the first thing. I guess lemmy can't think that far ahead though
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Well yes. How else would anyone know it's reserved for personal use?
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By the power of the towel that you put on it at 5 am.
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I think you're confusing "every human" with "my mom's dog Walther" 🤔