When you see signs like this you know all is lost

I know this is wrong, but death penalty seems a bit harsh.

Not 'can', WILL.

Fun fact: the fixture was originally called a nurinal

Most sanitary electric dryer

I've seen this sort of hand dryers hah

Its not lost. Its in the dryer.

At least it was.

An oorinal.

Don't tell me what to do

That's a bold move, Cotton, threatening people with a good time. Let's see how it plays out.

I see this as an absolute win

Fake news.