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Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

2d ago

Corndushi

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That’s a corndog bleu.
- A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.
  
  Korea already has that, and they are amazing.

Just today heard that some restaurant in the UK switched from selling sushi to selling hot dogs. This is what I imagined that to look like.
- Holy crap! That's one hell of a transition!
  "Alright, folks! Sales are down, and we're changing over the line! Get that 5.56 ammo stuff out and get the baby pacifier stuff in. C'mon people, let's move!"

I would fucking destroy this.
- It absolutely should be destroyed, and all evidence of its existence erased .
  
  What the fuck are you on about this is some gourmet shit.

So, it's raw?
- Weirdly enough, that's not the problem with this. The etymology of the word "sushi" stems from a reference to rice. The fact that there's no rice in it is the etymological problem with this, for what that's worth.
  
  I mean, this is just using the traditional North American grain -- corn -- instead of rice.
  Are you saying my culture is wrong?! /s
- I've eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn't mind
  
  I think I saw that episode of Futurama.

Is that ketchup peeking out from the bottom of the photo, oh fuck yea, a man of culture and influence prepared this
- This prompts me to question your definition of "cultured."
  
  Mold is a culture.
  
  I k ow, right?
  No BBQ or horseradish sauce? So pedestrian!

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