A humpback whale briefly swallows kayaker in Chilean Patagonia — and it's all captured on camera

Im sure the sudden and explosive release of that man's bowels probably helped to convince the whale to let him go.

Check out hot single humpbacks hanging out off Maui on this webcam.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nnwoTyifNX0

Imagine taking a nice bite of mashed krill potato and almost inhaling a full size bionicle