I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.
52 0 ReplyOr out of curiosity
20 0 ReplyI think this button don't actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it's meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.
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How much trouble would you get into if you pressed "yes"?
31 0 ReplyYou get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.
17 2 ReplyLying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.
“Oh I misread it as tourist”
18 0 Reply"You're under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying"
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Yes
13 0 ReplyHello there
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People with dyslexia:
"Do you want to play tetris?" Of course!
Sirens sound "ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN."
Glances at the text on screen "Are you a terrorist?"
28 2 ReplyI dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time
9 0 ReplyThat video quality be like:
3 0 ReplyxD. I just found it on google, I ain't gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.
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Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can't afford a dentist.
24 0 ReplyWhere’s the “I’m not sure” option?
21 0 ReplyPrefer not to say.
11 0 Reply“Help me decide”
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I mean... I do use adblockers...
For context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989
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The online porn method of age verification.
19 0 ReplyLooks at the top right, finds the X button
Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now...
14 0 ReplyI love how I get randomly selected every time
12 0 ReplyThere's no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.
12 0 ReplyCongranulation’s you get an all paid expense trip to Guantanamo Bay.
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This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.
11 0 ReplyWhat would happen if someone pressed "Yes"?
9 0 ReplyBelieve it or not, straight to jail.
30 0 ReplyDo not collect $200.
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Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!
8 0 ReplyThe real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody's finger slipped?
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7 0 ReplyOf course not. I'm a freedom fighter.
7 0 ReplyI feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is "yes" some action should probably be taken...
4 0 ReplyWe're all gentlemen here...
2 0 Reply2000 iq level move
1 0 ReplyI mean, they're right. I don't want to work, I just have to in order to earn the money to participate in society. Would I rather do whatever the fuck I wanted? Of course. Wouldn't everyone? But we still work our asses off for the plutocrats.
1 0 ReplyOh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.
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