Definitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo card
Definitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo card
www.wlbt.com
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
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... But I had a vasectomy?
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Well you can never cum in mississippi or it's $1000 min fine
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I read they have a three
strokestrike rule.
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Ooh, sorry, that's 1 trillion life sentences for killing billions of potential children
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Democrats in red states write these kinds of bills every once in a while.
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damn they gonna criminalize bustin nuts
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I sincerely hope the 4chan crowd who now backs puritanical republicans is happy with said republicans doing puritanical shit to them in turn. I think basement dwelling chronic masturbators are going to be like "wtf this sucks! you were supposed to punish women not me!!"
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Nah, they'll just act like this was what they always wanted. They'll never admit to being wrong.
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Hey ya can't have no pandemics if nobody's allowed to sneeze ah?
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Sloppy kisses? banned
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Technically there’s DNA in your shit because you expel trace amounts of mucous and lining from your intestines at the same time,
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And archaeologists have used that to find ancient DNA in soil samples to show what fauna and flora lived in an area at a given time period.
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In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
Given this context, I think it's pretty obvious this was put forward to make a point rather than to be a serious piece of legislation.
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I have reading comprehension issues ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯ lo sorrio. I saw the news on AP, followed it to the source, and posted it here because I thought it was funny.
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I see, so it was intended
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If you have a wet dream he gets to paddle you.
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this is funny as fuck
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Well, funny as not fuck, unless you intend to procreate.
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Is this the volcel police?
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
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If the dick don't spit you must acquit.
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But this isn't Big Brother shit. No. Big Brother shit is when black people don't want to be called the n-word.
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No fuckin' way
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Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank's front desk at the first available opportunity!
starting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
so cumjar?
Don't use afab and amab as nouns challenge [IMPOSSIBLE] Please just use slurs instead, it's less insulting
what would be better?