In case you forgot.

Python has to be another clown with their error messages

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- I started as a python enjoyer. 6 years later I can confidently say fuck dynamic typing, fuck mutable defaults.
  
  Also fuck python and js (used both for work) TS is better but we all know it's not by much
- Right tool for the job.
  
  If I just quickly want to whip up a small script, I actually want to save a few seconds.
  
  When I'm doing something larger in scope, static typing all the way.
- IDK buddy, I don’t really care to write the same method for five different types (or read the 30 methods with different type signatures) when I can do it with one. I see the exact opposite of your statement, in my experience.
Most python error messages are pretty straightforward so I legitimately don't know what you're talking about
- I was gonna say, next to C++ you better don't shame other languages for their errors. Otherwise I wish you some "fuck you: error in library used in library used in template of template:: some template object is not correct type of template obejct"-type bullshit.
Which part in particular? They were improved in 3.10 and 3.11
- 3.11 is Python for Workgroups, right? Feels like it came out ages ago....

they’re gonna be looking for army guys

"I dOnt lIkE tYpEsCrIpT. iT aDdS uNnEcCeSsArY cOmPlExItY."

Well I don't like the PTSD I have from trying to refactor your God awful native JavaScript codebase. It has enough magic strings to summon the Dark Lord himself.

"you don't need types, just use unit tests!"
- My fucking eye twitched involuntarily as I read your comment.
Totally man. Let me just cast this date to a date so I can be sure its a date.

Say what you want about it, but it will not go down without using everything in the vicinity as a weapon if ammo runs out. While others go down, they will be kamikazeing themselves to get the job done.

.catch(error) { }
- .catch( error => { } )
  
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I write JS/TS daily and I agree with this lol.

I’ve offset it with Golang lately.

Ehhh, golang’s pretty down there for me too. Sure, you have types, but the way you “implement” an interface is the sussiest thing I’ve seen in most well-known programming languages. Not to mention all the foot guns (pointers for nullables is a common one, and oh, if you forgot that a function returns an error, and you called it for its effects, you’ve just built a possibly very silent bomb) you end up building into your programs. I use in prod, and I get scared.
- I’m pretty new to it. The types and struct stuff are a bit hand-wavey, but I like how quickly I was able to ramp into it. I built a simple API with it in a few hours.
Go has the pitfalls you'd expect from an abused configuration language, not from a modern statically typed language.

"You're all stupid. See, they're gonna be looking got army guys"

I cam here to post this

Until today I thought being a typist just meant you could press keys quickly

lol is the web a joke to you? jk

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- I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol
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That is, indeed, the case.

This is some great content, but where would vbscript and .wsf files sit (do they even get to join the team?)

Well, who do you think they’re hiding from?

I disagree with the meme but mostly because I think all programming language are fucking clowns at times. I Don't think that you should use typeless languages for huge projects but I also think that for a little Js library, Js is fine.

Boring

Python is by far the clown, especially against JS