7mo ago

Anon likes stuffed animals

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This reminds me of that greentext that was something along the lines of'
Boys, get an autistic GF
2 weeks before every birthday or major holiday I just ask her if there's anything she's been wanting recently
I buy exactly the things she's talking about
Every time she's blown away at how good my gifts are
It's just that easy
- That's just a normal functional relationship.
  
  Sir, this is green text the GF isn't the autist.
My dad and brother went to Disney Land last year and my dad asked what I would like and I just said "a hat or shirt with as many colors on it as you can find" because I couldn't really think of anything, and it wasn't until he came back with a Finding Nemo hat that I was like "ah fuck! I could have and should have asked for a Nick Wilde plush!" 😭
Currently using one as a pillow. Can confirm seal pillows are great.

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