Relatable

Just wanna point out for those that might not know because it makes this shit even weirder to me is that these kids aren't his. AFAIK no relation at all, just some kids he exploits for clout and contributes to childhood obesity.

The older kid is his legit son; the younger kid, known as "The Rizzler", is not related.
The Rizzler and the Costco Guys have the same talent agent and started to collab after they blew up on tiktok.
- "The Rizzler" is an actual human child, not just a character in a meme song?
- I was mistaken I thought they both were talent agent collabs. Makes sense I mean they look a lot alike.
just some kids he exploits for clout and contributes to childhood obesity.
Finders keepers,
The Meat Canyon video where the guy sells the older kid into Costco slavery for an extra 10% discount seems even more realistic.
These are the Costco Guys, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.J._%26_Big_Justice
Father and son

ok, I'm gonna say a coupla three things. some of them you're not gonna like, but as the head of this family, you're gonna sit there and listen.

this is the type of shit that comes to mind when people tell me tiktok is cool.
Andrew "A.J." Befumo, who is of Italian descent, previously worked as a professional wrestler for independent promotions around New Jersey, under the name "the American Powerchild Eric Justice", starting when he was in college and throughout the 1990s until 2005. His son, Eric, was named after his wrestling persona and born in 2012.

lmao.

I could eat way more chicken bakes at Costco than this dumbass kid. Let's go right now. Look into my eyes as I eat #4 and see they are full of stars. It is eternity in here.

How many chicken bakes we talkin here
- I could probably put away like 5 before I start sweating and denying Christ. so probably like 8 or 9 before I reach final stage.

I feel very bad for the Rizzler, seven year olds should not be made into celebrities

Who is this? Americanized Hasbulla?

It's some Tiktok account for the unnaturally red man and his large son where they walk around Costco looking for deals and eat snacks from the food court.