Fellas, is it gay to drink water?

Walking around, stabbing my pocketknife into nearby pipes to get water when I get thirsty

TIL carrying things is a feminine trait. Bad news for the moving industry

"Dad, I'm thirsty!"

"Not to worry, I've got my pocketknife! Now all we need is to find a cactus...Ooh, or one of those vines like in Predator"

men is it gay to take a thing from one location to another

Hydration is very gay. Tell me you don't feel like immediately sucking on a big pocket rocket after a few sips of h2o.

Pocketknife

Airport

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Every gay guy I've ever known drinks water regularly, so yeah, it might be

Comrades I don't think we should all be taking the bait so hard

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This can't be a real person

The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocket knife.

Real men leave their houses unlocked, don't have a car, and don't even own a cell phone.

This guy in the 1800s showing up to the HMS Terror to go find the Northwest Passage armed only with a pocket knife and nothing else, trying to explain to the crew that carrying things is feminine and gay actually

Men should be carrying around a wallet and a pocket knife.

Look at this aristocratic dandy. Paying for things and using tools. Did all his teeth fall out or something?

No car keys! Car keys make you gay!

This is clearly reverse psychology meant to trick men into dying of dehydration.

Every gay person I know drinks water, so yeah seems preeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty gay.

Staying hydrated while being blasted with dry recycled air and surrounded by thousands of people with unique bacteria and virus biomes: very feminine.

imagine carrying a pocket knife around lmao

bait

Fellas, is it gay to not die of thirst especially when at an airport? rage-cry

ah yes, the airport. famously a place that is cool with concealed knives.

Yes, it is!

carrying shit is feminine

That's a new take.

the worst are the wives/gf who say their partners changing the diapers/ playing with their kids gave them the ick.

The only thing men should carry is a 5 inch pocket knife, a Bad Motherfucker Wallet, a huge keychain with a bottle opener and multitool and unapproved Tritium illunimated vial, and a powerful metal flashlight, and a solid metal pen with a gimmick way of opening it, and a little notebook that says "Field Notes" on the cover, and the cover is the same color as the scales on the pocket knife. and a polymer frame Subcompact pistol, and $300 Seiko watch, and a zippo lighter, and a little metal fidget toy or lucid dreaming token, and a leatherman, and a small canvas pouch, and a Sony Xperia I V, and a super old, kind of shitty, really skinny pocket knife, and a titanium ridgewallet, and a Casio calculator watch.

real men have wives that carry all their stuff for them like mules, and then make fun of their wives for having such large purses.

Wallets are extremely, wildly gay, the only option for the true alpha male is Burlap Sack of Coins

I dunno how if this trick works in other airports, but at Portland's airport you can fill your hydroflask with beer at the bars inside the terminal. PDX has anti price gouging rules too, so the business's can't sell things for more than $1 over their menu prices outside of the airport.

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Swallowing any liquids is effeminate. Men just go until they're hospitalized and need to be intravenously hydrated.

"Is that a canteen on your waist, soldier? What kind of sissy carries water around in a reusable container?! Real men die of thirst while praying to our messiah, Ronald Reagan, and his super-white totally non-ethnic 2nd cousin, Jesus Christ."

Some items in my coach purse: Lipstick Floss picks Pliers Sewing kit Duct tape Hair tie Moisturizer Flashlight Power Bank Knife Pepper spray Wallet Pork (no idea how this ended up on the list... I'm keeping it and putting some pork in my purse now) Pen nail file Mini deodorant A gun sometimes

A quick glance at this list one might conclude that I am aggressively queer.

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Pretty gay, yeah. The only thing you're allowed to drink if you're straight is mountain dew. I don't make the rules, sorry.

They're putting the chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay

It's called having a brutal hangover and yes the little sips keep me from vomiting.

Water is fish cum. Are you doing to drink something that came out of fish dick?

Hydro homies in shambles

if it's female to carry stuff why are males the ones with pockets in pants

I carry a water bottle everywhere, and I'm queer.

So yes I can confirm that water bottles at least are quite gay.

Main difference between "men's" pants and "women's" pants is the presence of pockets but if you actually put things in your pockets that's feminine.

"a knife less man is lifeless" - Grandpa

didn't have any saying about water bottles, he did drink water though, from the tap mostly

Lawyer up and get kidney stones bro frothingfash

miss, this is a canteen and i’m clint eastwood

yes, which is why i carry a comedically large water bottle with me at all times

This is the text equivalent of those videos of people saying they're icked by people using seatbelts when they drive

Well when it comes to utility I guess you are SOL while I have everything I need in my massive magical "feminine" man purse.

I can't stand stuff in my pockets. So annoying.

One time i was hanging out with my friends and we stped by a convinience store. They were carring a type of vanilla soda that was manufactured locally at the time and had a very limited distrubtion. Seenig that i was happy and ordered one. my friends gave me surprised looks. So i asked them why, and aparently the drink was marketed to gay people. So i responded well i like it so what if its gey? I think thats the best response to these kind of asholes.