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"You're my present this year"

Me, calling my sister:

"Hey."

No response

"HEY!"

No response

"HEY, DICKLIPS!"

"What?"

I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.

And then you got warhammer 40k writers

Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.

We’re in our 20s

It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

"Sup, bitch."

My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".

My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.

My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes

Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.

My brother and I refer to each other simply as 'brother' and always without fail do the 'brothers gotta hug' line from Tommy Boy. He's a CW5 in the Army but doesn't give a shit and it raises eyebrows, why we do it.

My sister, I used to call her 'sis' but like a decade ago she met my brothers twin kids for the first time (he was stationed in Hawaii), and my brother tried introducing them by saying 'do you see that lady, she's your aunt' and they immediately shouted 'HEY LADY', asking for something or other, so now everyone calls her 'lady'

Edit: my mom has a photo of my brother rubbing (then) Vice President Joe Biden's head 'for good luck' in Afghanistan back in 2009 or 2010, can't make that shit up. He shoulda been a comedian but instead he's doing redacted stuff

bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind

I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses

"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.

My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.

in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha

Hello friend

I have two sisters and I've called them "sis (insert sister name)" since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister's name and I said "sis Karol" as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said "mana" instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways

Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.

I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.

Weird, I've always called my sister 'sis' and my sister calls me 'bro'

Whaddup you sonofabitch?!

I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying "Heya sister/brother"

“Hey weirdo! Grandpa’s dead, sorry, funeral’s next week”

Good to know!