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Trump suggests Canada become 51st state after Trudeau said tariff would kill economy: sources

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Trump suggests Canada become 51st state after Trudeau said tariff would kill economy: sources

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8mo ago

Trump suggests Canada become 51st state after Trudeau said tariff would kill economy: sources

www.foxnews.com /politics/trump-suggests-canada-become-51st-state-after-trudeau-said-tariff-would-kill-economy-sources

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Oh my god fallout timeline time
What Trump really wants is Greenland. The foolish Danes refused to sell it to him fairly but as the lord of Canada he would be able to field an army on Hans Island and use that as a bridgehead for an invasion.
Why does he lust for Greenland? It is quite simple, Trump want to restore American as a manufacturing superpower but he knows that America is far behind China and needs a boost to get ahead. Who is even better at producing stuff than China? Santa Claus. By controlling Greenland and Santa's workshop, America will gain access to advanced elf technology and use it to usher in a new American century.
- The war on Christmas was an inside job all along
  
  ... CIA sponsored elves fighting pentagon funded elves in greenland
canada is already the 51st state in all but name. It has almost zero sovereignty from the US.
- yeah, it's just kinda silly at this point.
  But I still enjoy not allowing Americans with their guns to freely roam this stupid country.
Oh god, we're getting Fallout timeline not Star Trek.
- Tbf star trek did have a third world war
  
  But we missed the Bell Riots & there's very little time left for the Irish Reunification of 2024, I don't think we're in the Trek timeline
Large adult ~~son~~ state
No thanks
- The U.K. gets to choose between America and Europe. Tough one that. Dead tough.
god it would be so funny if all the libs who moved to canada to escape drumpf ended up back in amerikkka
Hand it over. That thing, your old growth forests.
They are in the Gold Dining Room.
"Please Mr. President sir - I am merely the prime minister of a large but totally insignificant country that borders the great, strong and powerful country that could be called the Trump States of America."
"Yeah."
"As a token of friendship - I have brought several hundred pounds of the best Canadian maple syrup for Mar-a-Lago and if I do say so myself—"
"Yeah, people like that. But what else you got? Whaddya got for me?" Everybody in the room is following every word. Trudeau can see at least three people are using cell phones to record them.
"Um..."
oh my god... the
is REALLL
he looks just like
The bugbear I have whenever anyone calls another place the 51st state is surely they'd be more than one state? Like there's 10 provinces wouldn't it be 10 more states IDK.
- maybe quebec is a state and the rest is federal territory
- It depends on which party would benefit in the senate.
  
  Alberta will be divided into multiple states to maximize its votes in the Senate and the Electoral College.
- I could see Norway admitted as a single state with some clause to permit the split of two new states from it in the same way as the "New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number" thing when Texas was admitted. Canada, though? Suriname can certainly pull off having a single administrative division comprising well over half the country, but I'm not so sure about the USA...
We are going to see Trump give Alaska back to Russia and then start a war to get Greenland at Putin's suggestion.
- plz Trump ✍️🙏🙏
Quebec should secede so they can become the 51st state before Canada
Infinite Jest future, here we come
quiet part loud
Are we really going the Fallout timeline? I'm sorry! I won't touch the :lathe-of-heaven: again!!
He will pry universal health care and legal cannabis out of our cold dead hands.
- the government encouraging you to be euthanized instead of getting disability benefits will remain tho
- Certainly cold at least
  
  Unless it is in summertime, gets fucking hot in summer..

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