8mo ago

Jaguar asks people to "trust and reserve judgement" on rebrand

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Jesus. That's a long dumb article over absolutely nothing. They're still Jaguar.
- Now now, they have three capitalized letters in their brand now ;)
  /s
  
  Whoa! Thats so brave!
  Will it pay off?
It's going to be quite a rebrand to get people to overlook the brand problems.
The current generation is plagued with reliability issues and they have a resale value that plummets harder than Putin's critics.
The generation before that looked like rebadged Fords, but at least they were slightly more reliable.
Time will tell I guess.
- plummets harder than Putin's critics.
  Savage. Beautiful.
What's with all the Star Trek extras in the picture though?
I remember having a discussion with someone while driving and I raised the issue of Jaguar reliability.
"Wow! I never heard that before!"
(Radio announcer) "Traffic advisory on I-205... apparently a Jaguar has caught fire."
Gestures wildly at the radio...
Stared at the title trying to understand the "jaguar eating faces" reference before I remembered that its a car brand. I need to lay off reading political commentary for a bit.
- Wait a second... jaguars are encroaching on the leopards face eating territory? Good thing the USA just offered up a lot more faces or we might run into some sort of face eaters territorial disputes.

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