Bad Hasbara Theme Song (With Lyrics)

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3952870

Ma shlomcha, bitch. Erev and boker tov

We invented the cherry tomato

And Waze, USB drives, and the Iron Dome

Israeli salad, Uzi, Stents, and Jaffa's orange groves

Microchips was us

IPhone cameras, us

Taco salads, us

Toda raba, Moses

Olive Garden, us

White phosphorus

Sabra Hummus

Hasbara sus

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