No no, I'm just her transportation vehicle. She threatens me to go into dark alleyways, opens the bag and then starts asking strangers "Whaddaya buying?" in a deep raspy voice.
“I’m looking for a pig in a poke.”
Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a bag
So mysterious 👀
Awsome coloration - such a cutie! Does she like being wheeled around?
The cat's in the bag then...