I once grew mushrooms and told my parents it was enoki but I was actually growing enoki it just so happened that half of my grain spawn "went bad" and it just so happened that they caught me with 17g of dried psilocybe cubensis
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I once grew mushrooms and told my parents it was enoki but I was actually growing enoki it just so happened that half of my grain spawn "went bad" and it just so happened that they caught me with 17g of dried psilocybe cubensis