What treat class are you?

Treat Defender:

• "Let people enjoy things"
• Just wants to shut brain off and relax
• Shit taste

Treat Assassin:

• Powerful crit(icism)s
• Appears out of nowhere and identifies flaws and weaknesses you never would've noticed but now can never ignore again
• Mysteriously fades into shadows when their own treats come under attack

Treat Mage:

• Nuanced, insightful analysis, can find positive/negative aspects in just about anything
• Flexible offensive and defensive options
• Susceptible to bullying, avoids direct confrontation

Treat Paladin:

• Likes good things
• Doesn't like bad things
• Simple as
• Nobody wants to hang with them because they feel threatened by their moral superiority and obviously correct takes

Treat Cleric:

• Long list of rules for not engaging with things that others find frustrating and arbitrary
• Has one specific domain of treat they enjoy
• Wouldn't watch a Miyazaki movie because it's anime
• Somehow keeps being right about stuff

Treat Warlock:

• "So bad it's good," cult classics
• Will happily explain how their favorite treat is problematic in ways you never would've considered
• Lack of practical effects their third biggest issue with capitalism
• Nobody told them irony is dead

TYS, add your own