10mo ago

Something about the diminishing returns of continually jangling the old "get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousness" bazinga keys makes me feel almost sorry for both of them.

Almost.

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Dead set on selling Mars as the new Earth while making Earth the new Venus.
- Every planet just moves up in the queue. Earth will become Venus, Mars will become Earth, Jupiter becomes Mars and so on.
  
  I'm afraid i can't let you do that Elong
projected to become first trillionaire
Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.
Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they'll be a millionaire.
Just repair Earth first you fuck
- A guy I know told me that we need starship when I sent him some doomer climate news. People are cooked and would rather put their faith in a South African idiot than change their behaviour, or fight for a different economic system.
Where does k-holing yourself and knocking up any woman that looks at you fit into this?
- My immediate assumption is that the chemically induced involuntary introspection from the k would make the ridicule feel even worse. But then I realized I'm not a malignant narcissist, so it probably works different for him. Anyhow, my takeaway is that someone needs to puddle his ass with a super soaker full of liquid LSD... So we can see what happens for, uhhh, science. Yeah, that's right.
  
  Fucking Horatio, but Horatio at least delivered.
And he's the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift
Does anyone really even believe this dude isn't on a downward trajectory? I don't think anyone's going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.
These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It's not fuckin' happening, dawg.
wet fart noise
is that a leather suit
As if that techno dick wouldn't just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g
Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.
is his face melting or is he returning to his equine roots?
- He's on Mars, so his head is about to explode like in Total Recall.
He's not even using this money though.

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