Whoa

Science is indistinguishable from magic, if you don't care to learn how science works.

Or how magic works
- But... if there's a consistent system along which magic works which can be studied/researched/formulated, then isn't it just... science?
I absolutely feel like in a thousand years, we'll talk to a machine and not even know how it works.
Hell, I look at the computer in front of me and only feel like I know a fraction of what's going on.
- Hail the Omnissiah!
- That's what neural networks are now. We do not know how it works under the hood. We just feed it training data.
Magnets, how do they work?

I just love how the conspiracies reinforce each-other in the most convenient ways.

"Anyone who doesn't get vaxed is going to be put in a FIMA concentration camp!"

"What? That's crazy, where's the evidence of that?!"

"You can't find it because they're censoring everything on the Internet."

So now, not finding evidence of conspiracy 1 is evidence for conspiracy 2!

"You can find the truth at www.truthfindarz.net, but I don't go there because it's full of conspiracies."
facepalm
- I'm disappointed that's not a real link lol

I don't believe a lot of conspiracy theories, but I do have some conspiracy hypotheses

Also: when conspiracy theories are convenient ways to avoid havig to understand how things work.

And this a very common mindset, because most societies (some more than others) take children’s* innate curiosity and pound it flat for the sake of efficiency by way of standardisation. It really is a shame, since we waste a lot of potential as a species this way.
e: a word

That's what they want you to believe!

It's only a conspiracy theory if it's not a proven conspiracy.

Its only a conspiracy theory if its more than one guy.

It could be girls!
- Not a native speaker but "guy" is gender neutral for a while now, at least on the variety used online. At least from what I know

Throwing a line from Hitman in the mix to make it more confusing:

“If it looks like a conspiracy, it probably isn’t.”

I'm just glad to see "whoa" spelled correctly.

Wrong use of meme

Good use of Keanu meme, as he recently fell for and is promoting a conspiracy theory (ancient civilizations).

Conversely, everything is a conspiracy when you do understand how things work.

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Everyone's conspiring folks. What's hard to measure, is who's conspiring
It’s important to understand the prevalence of coincidence and incompetence. Humans are exceptional at pattern-finding – too good, really. In order to think critically, we need to recognise our own tendency to find patterns where none exist.