How about we play, "Never have I ever"?

Never have I ever read a single book or watched a single movie of the Harry Potter series.

I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.

Never have I ever attended a middle or high school

Never have I ever watched/read anything relating to Lord of the Rings.

My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha

Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o

Never have I ever drank coffee

Never learned to ride a bicycle.

I have never ridden a horse.

Never have I ever said lol.

Never have i ever learned the alphabet(i am referring to the order, not the letters)

Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

I'll start:

I have never been inside of a treehouse

Friendly reminder that lemmy votes are public

Never have I ever eaten a hamburger/cheeseburger/steak

I purposely don't because it's an interesting talking point for breaking ice.

I have never dated a woman.

Never done any recreational drugs.

Never have I ever seen Titanic.

I have never had a serious injury requiring medical help (broken bones, concusssion, anything that should have you going to the ER, regardless of whether or not you actually did)

Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.

I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.

Never have I ever eaten shrimp

I've never had a close family member die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.

Never have I ever heard "I'm proud of you" from my Dad :'(

Never have I ever played "Never have I ever".

Wait.....

Never have I ever drank alcohol illegally or underage.

Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me

I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).

Never have I ever gone to school in grades K-12.

never have i ever broken a bone

I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.

Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.

Never have I ever failed an exam.

Damn, I scrolled through comments upvoting interesting comments and only after that did I find out that I was supposed to use downvotes as a part of the game. And there I was confused why there's ao much downvotes. Lol

Never have I ever read the rules of this game.

Never have I had more than one sex partner.

Never have I ever been stung by a bee, wasp or hornet. I'm not scared of bees either, ill walk right up to them and check em out. I've grabbed bees and pulled them out of water, I've let them trot all over me and I don't mind, neither do they.

Never have i ever been between jobs since starting work after leaving school

meta: I think you should invert the rules, so that if you have done it, you downvote. The winner with the most votes is then the rarest of them all

Never have I ever eaten lobster

Never have I ever broken a bone.

Never have I ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, and multiple people have told me that I should in the past few weeks.

Never have I ever bought a new smartphone, PC, or laptop.

Never have I ever been apart of a high school scandal.

Never have I ever done none of the things posted so far.

Edit; ok maybe not the animal sex ones. Who shoots a deer then fucks it?

Never have I ever lived alone. Only with my family, then on the street (less alone than you might imagine) then with friends, then with lots of friends, then a few friends, and then my own family.

Never have I done anal.

Never have I ever had Chick-fil-A

Never have I ever been as boring as y'all

Never have I ever skydived.

Never have I ever stroked a shark

Never have I had sex with more than one person, simultaneously.

Never have I ever gotten a tattoo