Every night
Every night
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can't get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway
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The dog probably needs to pee, too.
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Why is the bed getting warm?
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Literally my life with !cfs@feddit.de. Not necessarily with the waking up part.
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Body: Ok I'm almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.
Me: We're outta water tho.
Body: The fuck you mean we're out? Then get more dumbass. And don't eat salty stuff before bedtime.
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Pee in bed. Great success
Don't even think about it
Head empty, bladder also empty