Bitch please, ya'll made my livelihood dependable on your products for decades and now the consumer is the problem?!
We’re going to achieve Carbon Neutrality by producing some pamphlets and not removing any CO2 from the atmosphere!
We are going to achieve it by adding green color to our email newsletter template!
With an email footer that says, "Please consider the environment. Don't print this newsletter."
We are going to spend billions on ad campaigns to tell you how committed we are to telling you we care about the thing we're doing that is wrong.
"Rest assured knowing that I have pledged not to destroy my own privately owned forrests and that every year I write off a massive sum for not doing so."
"We shall take all action possible providing it doesn't cost us any effort or profit."
"Ignore our lobbies that stop you from stopping us! That is a completely totally different thing"
"What YOU can do to help save the planet!"
Bitch please, ya'll made my livelihood dependable on your products for decades and now the consumer is the problem?!