Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez