oh no! Not Johnny drop tables!
Is Johnny the brother of little Bobby Tables?
Never heard if him ¯\(ツ)/¯
Terry Truncate Table
Juanito Greco, el destruidor de tabelas
More like Johnny; drop tables
Another of Elon Musk's kids?
Looks like the kidnapper also stole the null terminator for this string!
Jesus Christ that's Elon's kid !!
I am so glad I wasn’t drinking something when I read that.
Abducted by aliens!
Nike
I just imagined a horrible alternative universe where it's illegal for brand names to become corrupted regardless of whatever else happens to data. Eventually humanity would start communicating only in brand names to ensure messages get through. *shudder*
White? That’s an ethnic name.
The text message representation of having a phone call and going through a tunnel mid sentence.
Jia Tan is at it again!
… and the offender is an 8-year-old even-whiter female who was found in the forest graveyard several years ago with no discernible parents.
I honestly wish all alerts were able to be turned off (including national bullshit)
Search for "emergency" in your settings, I can apparently turn them all off (though I've never received one anyway)
Yeah if where’s the thrill if you’re just gonna be notified of nukes & nados like a wuss
Also personally, prefer a 0.00% chance of finding a wandering elderly person or abducted kid to 0.00001%
(If either feature were frequently abused that would change my calculus, or maybe if I had severe anxiety(?) or a critical sleep schedule or something)
Edit: I mean this more lightheartedly than it sounds
if you're going to get nuked there's little that can be done, missing people are too common because many areas of the US do them on a county level leading to messages about missing people that are from more than 50 miles away. Probably part of why I hate them is that during a poorly coordenated school lockdown the national alert test happened and it terrified just about everyone in the school as every phone (even the silenced ones) blasted alarms while the teachers didn't know if the drill was a drill.
Use adb, I've seen Canadian turn off all alarms using adb
