Former model and Miss Switzerland finalist Kristina Joksimovic 'pureed' in blender by husband - reports

BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.

Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.

That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.

A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.

That's, that's a brand new sentence.

This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf

This story is wild to read, how do you purée someone and still find a body and determine they were strangled?

"the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death."

CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.

Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.

Amiright, guys??

What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must've been a tank

He did what with the what now!?

Because that would sure eliminate the DNA evidence...

A murderer and a moron.

What. The fuck.

My mind couldn't contemplate the title when I first read it. I thought this was some sort of AI art or deep fake "blender" program that he was selling nudes or vids of her that he had constructed.... the whole actual person being put into a blender just didn't even compute.

The start of the headline lured me in for the biggest WTF moment I've had in ages. I'll be sweating bullets the next time I see something about a former model/Miss-Wherever

They quoted the word "pureed" which means there was butter and potato starch involved

What the fuck bros

Poor girl...

Did he drink her?

I did not expect to read "Blender" and "Model" in this context ever.

And it was a hand blender even. Wow

Jesus fucking Christ.

MBS gonna hire this guy

What the actual fuck? No jail for this motherfucker, just throw him into a vulcano

I bet he used a Blendtec

Um, so did they say what blender it was?

Is that your friend in the woodchipper there, heh?

smooth

They found her in a puréed state?

If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.