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Frank [he/him, he/him] @hexbear.net

10mo ago

I have arrived at the solution to the alleged "hard problem of consciousness" cw nsfw cartoon death of an animal, blood

The so called "hard problem of consciousness" is not a question that can be answered. It is a decision that must be made. I will answer questions.

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I take it this teacher usually only has like a 50% success rate with students
- If you ask Maya (mouse defender), Meti (teacher) only had one student. Incubus (mouse killer) was with them to be her counterexample.
K6BD on my Hexbear?
Royalty is a continuous posting motion.
Wait no
To post properly, you must continually self-annihilate when posting. Your hand must become a hand that is posting, your body a body that is posting, your mind, a mind that is posting. You must instantaneously destroy your fake pre-present self. It is a useless hanger on.
- You forgot the truest one for us all:
  Reach heaven through violence.
  
  ATTAIN HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
  
  REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
  
  REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
What is this from?
- Seconded, this looks pretty baller
  
  Kill six billion demons.
  It's pretty good.
  BTW, for the new readers:
  Below most pages there's going to be text -- you should read it. It has additional lore and some of the maxims that are meme-able and fun.
  There's also alt-text for each comic -- not all of them are lore-based (sometimes it's the artist just memeing) but it's important for the full KSBD experience.
- KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS
"No more half-measures, Waltuh."
- Mike was the closest to royalty
The so called "hard problem of consciousness" is not a question that can be answered. It is a decision that must be made.
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.
- Kill Six Billion Demons if you didn't know
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS MENTIONED
The page before this one has a quote so good, you could genuinely pass it off for a real life historical quote about the invention of the machinegun or something
- Using nuclear reactions as massively destructive weapons could easily be described with this one:
  Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully! Observe how it is used for the same purpose a man might use an especially sharp rock.
  Numberless banger quotes from this comic
- Word. The great texts of a thousand years from now are being written.
who makes the decision?
- You.
  You always decide.
  There is nothing else.

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