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  • I'm normally an inbox-zero kind of person, because unaddressed notifications are super stressful for me. But I haven't used gmail for anything but spam in a several years so this prompted me to go have a look:

    3,958 in my inbox - and instead of stress, I love it. Over 1300 of those are because I, apparently, never deleted my xenophobia.com nextdoor account.

    • xenophobia.com lol, that’s so true though. On mine there is a lady who posts about 100 times per day, so she clearly doesn’t have a job. And she is obsessed with thinking there are gunshots. We live in a super safe suburban neighborhood. There are no gunshots. It’s hilarious.

      • I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:

        • "Where those gunshots?"
          • No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that's about a mile from here.
        • "Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?"
          • I might. I'm tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
        • "Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they're gone!!!"
          • That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.

        I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I've heard similar from a lot of people.

      • It’s me. I clap some 2x4s together occasionally, to keep her on her toes.

      • We did have a hilarious troll who would rage about people taking a shit in their mailbox. Or maybe someone really kept shitting in their mailbox. Either was it was an entertaining read.

      • more sad than funny tbh, the internet definetly broke old people

  • You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

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