NIGHTB*TCH | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures

Well... that's a thing... that people made... with an Oscar-winning lead. Maybe the trailer is not doing it justice.

I hope. Because the trailer looks too depressing to be funny, too adult-themed to be family friendly, too half-assed to be horror, and too hokey to work as magical realism.

So this is just the movie The Shaggy Dog but with cursing.

I love Amy Adams, but boy... this is a hard pass.

White girls and dogs, I see.

For a brief moment I thought kick-ass was finally getting a spin-off. Big sad face.