There are three ways to do something in Starfleet. The right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.
Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.
Tom sends 100 strips of gold pressed latinum to the Delta Quadrant every week for child support. None of it will arrive for 70 years, but he keeps sending it anyway.
100million years pass and some alien lizzard people go back in time in search of their God "Love, Dad" on Earth. This miss by a few hundred years and have to blend in the 21st century.