God can't fix a car
God can't fix a car
My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can't fix a car.
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He's only god of the gaps, and there's no gap for him to fill in our understanding of cars.
7 0 ReplyI'm listening to Ghost now, friend of Satan 🤘
3 0 ReplyAre you on the square?
3 0 ReplyI really was listening to Ghost
1 0 ReplyAre you on the level?
3 0 ReplyI'm on the circle
1 0 ReplyAre you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?
2 0 ReplyBelial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer1 0 ReplyThat is Year Zero.
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Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you're a Christian.
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I get it now. Square Hammer. I'm a bit dense sometimes.
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