Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife
46 0 Reply47 0 ReplyCause a trolley problem
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35 0 ReplyIt rolls, kills all 6 tied up people, and everyone onboard.
28 1 ReplyJACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!
sorry for yelling
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I was waiting for someone to post this version.
Here's a real-life version: https://youtu.be/bO-vVzDRHYQ
14 0 ReplyDamn, i believe you. How long did you wait, 20 years?
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Well... if you put it that way, pulling the lever at least gives me something to do in the meantime.
27 0 ReplyDoes excessive pulling make one blind?
9 0 ReplyDepends on what you mean by "blind"?
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One must imagine niktemadur happy.
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I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I've caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I've caused. I get to ride that joy!
Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…
20 0 Replyno affect
Blocked, deleted, reported
13 0 ReplyCrushed, shaken, stirred
5 0 ReplyThe bond's Name. James Name
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It's like that light switch on my wall that does nothing. But I flip it every time I walk past.
Except a year after I moved in, I got a letter from some woman in Germany that said "knock it off."
12 0 ReplyButton X - Turns on Mrs. Schultz's porch light in Germany. So quit pressing it!
- Earthworm Jim instruction booklet
Reference, or coincidence?
10 0 ReplyMarried with Children also did it.
2 0 ReplySteven Wright. But I probably messed up the quote.
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11 0 ReplyI do. With verve!
10 0 ReplyYes. Because it'll make the clang-clang noise when it goes by me.
10 0 ReplyFuck yeah, LETS GOOOOOOOO
9 0 ReplySee, if you pull the lever halfway, you have a chance to derail the trolley. No one ever mentions that.
9 0 ReplyTOKYO DRIFT IT BABY
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Nah, that would take, like, effort, man.
7 0 ReplyIf you pull the lever the train takes slightly longer, annoying the people inside.
7 0 ReplyTrick question, I throw myself in front of the trolley
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Pull lever to wave to trolley
6 0 ReplyNo, I kidnap some people and tie them to the railroad tracks
5 1 ReplyVery succinct. Though a little outdated in our post-qanon world.
4 0 ReplyI mean I would have fun sending it on a little detour, but I worry that if the switch is no properly set at the point where the rails merge back into 1, the trolley might derail. The drawing of that point looks like a mess, too.
4 0 ReplyTurn it into a story about the time you got the opportunity to flip a trolley track switch.
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