Putin has decided that Russia is going to be a 'safe haven' for people who want to trade liberal Western ways for Russian 'moral values'

Huh, is the meat grinder not getting enough?

As a western liberal, I would feel so owned if conservatives started heading over to Russia en masse. Just the thought of not being able to convert their children into Satanic, transgender bisexuals and forcing abortions on them makes me want to puke. Please stay, stop, don’t go.

Go Republicans. Go to the land of *true freedom!

^^^true ^^^freedom ^^^not ^^^guaranteed ^^^nether ^^^is ^^^food, ^^^goods, ^^^and ^^^conscription ^^^highly ^^^likely. ^^^Visas ^^^surrendered ^^^apon ^^^entry ^^^and ^^^use ^^^as ^^^a ^^^bargaining ^^^chip ^^^for ^^^Russian ^^^spies ^^^guaranteed.

On arrival, you will be provided with a military uniform with minimal bloodstains, a rifle from WW2 that may or may not work, and free transportation to the beautiful Russian countryside of Kursk.

About to be a bunch of confused conservatives showing up in Kursk with a few bullets and no training?

Wouldn't this be the equivalent to like...

Yes, please take them all.

Let's use trump's plane to start the maga transfer to Russia.

Sounds like Russia is running low on cannon fodder

ALL MAGA. TAKE THEM ALL. JUST A CONVEYOR BELT FEED SYSTEM ACROSS THE OCEAN.

I'll buy them plane tickets if they need help getting the hell out of my country

russia is not conservative at all, but it is a fascist police state without 1st, 2nd, in fact all amendments I've checked up to the 10th, so they're going to love it, I guess.

You can have 'em!

The reality is Putin is attempting two genocides, one in Ukraine and one in Russia. He has purged undesireables from liberals and independent media to the LGBTQ+ community, ethnic minorities, political opposition, boisterous oligarchs, prisoners, and so forth... He and his Rasputin, Aleksandr Dugin, believe they can create a stronger Russia by making it a more pure one. But good luck with that lol.

Putin be like, "Watch me speed-run becoming North Korea, stuck in the past and global pariah."

This feels like a win for everyone.

In other words...."We're running out of cannon fodder"

I think this is an invite for all magas.

They made the same offer to men from Nepal...many relocated to Russia

So far 10 are dead and hundreds missing

Ask the Freestra family, who left Canada to escape its wokism, how's the move working out? https://nemoskva.net/en/2024/02/09/eto-bylo-ochen-glupo-seme-kanadczev-pereehavshih-v-nizhegorodskuyu-oblast-zablokirovali-scheta/

I wouldn't mind my tax money paying for their one-way tickets. Especially if they leave their passport at the gate.

One only needs to prove their worth through an indeterminate amount of non-optional military service time.

Hey you!

Want to live ina dictatorship where no one gives a shit about you, until you speak up?

Want to walk very carefully by windows after speaking up?

Want to be nothing but a pawn in the game of a dictator?

Welcome to Russia!

Ooh yeah send all of em over to Russia to align with their spiritual and moral values. Especially the ones who "I would've been locked out of the Marines during boot because I'd have punched the drill sergeant" types and see what happens when they get conscripted.

The people of Bucha got a taste of the "Russian spiritual and moral values" and we will not forget!

RuSsiAn moral values.

hahahaha!

I hope these people put their money where their mouth is and leave.

Bet the intelligence agencies will label anyone who takes up on Putin’s offer as a foreign agent when they return home.

Oh no! Putin please do not take homophobes away from my country, oh no...

I would be so mad if suddenly homophobes went to Russia. They would really own me if they all decided to go to Putinland.

Great way to get new meat for the meat grinder.

Please please please let this be true and all the MAGA'ts move on Russia

But no backsies, once you're there, enjoy your mistake for Life

Gogogogo. Let's fund their plane tickets with taxes! Make this as easy as possible.

Please give them free plane tickets, then when they get off the plane just do the beginning of Enemy at the Gates

Needs more western prisoners to trade for his goons.

Godspeed, fellow western patriots emigrating to Russia!

Putin would probably turn them right around and drop them in the middle of the Ukrainian frontlines while laughing.

Oh good. A safe haven for our fundies hope they take him up on it

If Russian moral values didn't include brutal militaristic expansionism, this might be not a bad idea.

Translation: For people who want to trade moral values for confidence game built upon trying to find the best excuses for greed and power without realizing that those you will be submitting yourself to will also be trying to do the same.

Shhh

Don't tell anyone lol. Let them go and pikachu face.

I know a lot of people who should go! They won't of course, but it would be great if they did.

In Russia, military joins YOU.

Thank you Putin for taking out the garbage! Trump too if you please!

Hey when you have dual citizenship then it’s legal for one country to revoke that citizenship.

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Where can we help fund this relocation effort?

History can only be made once, but you get to revise it every single day.

EDIT: To clarify I am mocking the Russians for re-stalinization.

Morals? RUSSIA???? HAHAHAHA HAAAA NYET!

Tremendous news ...

I don't expect people who take him up on that will enjoy it if coming from America. Just a guess.

Oh please let this happen, the alt right fleeing to Russia thinking they'll have better lives only to get shoved into a shitty overcrowded apartment or forced to work on a farm with 19th century farming technology would be the funniest fucking thing.

If they're going to treat anyone nicely it'll be the first wave of people to sign up for this amazing plan, so as to encourage others to follow. Go sign up right now, haters of Western Liberal Ideals!

Oh no think of all the taxes they suddenly won't be paying.

/S

Hopefully the first plane is full of those fucktards who love wearing those American flags shirts that read "if this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

we should start a fund to help them go.

Its almost as if they are having a demographic crysis

Wow, it's like a purification plant, but for people.

I need to find the most liberal and decadent of these western places so I can make sure to stay away from it. Certainly not the US I can say.

Conservatives: "Those damn liberal communists."

Russia: "Hey American Communists that value our ways but aren't actually communists because we aren't communists. Bring your pro communist values to our pro communist values in our non communist country."

Conservatives: "yeah, we will let the communists of America lead America in to communism. While we go to an actual communist country."

I genuinely don't know how some of the people on the right have functioning fucking brains.

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That would be a sideways move.

Changing from one oligarchy to another oligarchy.

Well, if you become a whistleblower or if you are a journalist that the west wants to arrest, or get rid of, that might be your best bet.

Edward Snowden is alive and kicking.