Nah, can't be fat.
17 0 ReplyShould the meme be true, this is the most responsible route. On the flip side, pizza may become scarce, so enjoy it while it lasts.
This is a fucked up choose your-own-adventure game.
11 0 ReplyPizza dough is super easy to make.
The hardest part will be securing a cheese source and dairy free cheese source for my wife.
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Conversely, store precious calories while we can?
11 0 ReplyJust do drugs
9 0 ReplyThat's good advice tbh
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Getting fat now means longer hold out for the start before you need to venture out
3 0 ReplyRule #1: Cardio
3 0 ReplySpeak for yourself.
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This is the most pro-capitalism meme I've seen in a while.
16 2 ReplyGet your pizza from a local pizza farm instead.
7 3 Replythin-crust oven-baked hand-tossed organic gluten-free farm-fresh free-range vegan locally-grown pizza for me, thx
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I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?
7 0 ReplyNo, but I am.
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I'm allergic to it 😔
6 0 ReplyThere’s gotta be some greasy comfort food you aren’t allergic to, homie. What about a fat stack of taquitos? Or 20 chicken nuggets all to yourself?
6 0 ReplyTaquitos are a go. I'm allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)
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to what part?
2 0 ReplySee my other reply
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I'm on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.
(jk I can't afford crab rangoon)
5 0 Replyit ain't a bad day if I can have pizza
5 0 ReplyPeople gunna be flabbergasted when we still kickin it 30 years from now and eating pizza had no consequences.
5 0 ReplyThis is how I feel about Little Caesars.
2 1 Replyhttps://youtu.be/npa8qUNEIFY here's a catchy song
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