What's in the boxes?

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I assume tranquilizers to keep people compliant while they slowly roast to death in a metal tube idling on a baking-hot parking lot
- Fentanyl, water and a fog machine
this is where they keep all the honey roasted peanuts that they said they don't have anymore when they handed you a flat seltzer and stale pretzels
bags of chips that are really loud when they crinkle so everyone on the plane goes further into madness
- Plane engine and chip bag perfectly designed to be loud as fuck without cancelling each other out
Maple syrup and Molson’s in single use ampules
- A flight attendant who has only been working a few months has a situation and asks for advice from an old hand.
  "We have an emergency situation in row 23. An elderly gentleman is complaining about feeling light headed."
  "Is he Canadian?"
  "Why would that matter?"
  "If we don't know - we can't 'proscribe' the ampules."
  "What ampules? Also - I don't know what ampules are - maybe."
  "Oh, my god - nobody knows anything anymore..."
Moose hoof
Poor taste. Deleted.

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