American military recruitment tactics

"State-sanctioned GF"

But then how will they ever get recruits for the Navy?

time to hodl untill state gf

Yeah, that's actually the least dumb one after a stable job. Everyone wants money, status and love. Even pride in your nation can be cringe, depending on how justified that pride actually is.
Of course, women are not objects, so I'm unclear how they would pull handing them out off... It's going to be a robot RealDoll thing, isn't it?
- They could probably get girls signing up if they posted ads saying that they're looking for stay at home girlfriends/boipussy for servicemen. Lots of states with no easy way to escape have desperate people unfortunately.
- Free healthcare and commissary access already causes marriages. A defined length contract wouldn't be the worst thing in human history. But I'm not sure it's up to modern ethical standards.
- Even pride in your nation can be cringe, depending on how justified that pride actually is.
  As a German who was raised long after WW2 let me just say that pretty much all pride in your nation is pretty cringe, no matter how justified. The one exception would be maybe if you had a major part in improving your nation personally.
- Define status. All work has value. A janitor is just as important as a nurse or software developer.
- Roomba in the streets, predator drone in the sheets.
- I'll settle for Kerfus.
They already do that, but the gf's name is always Jody. Who do you think writes all those Dear John letters?
Idk, wojak ads sound pretty appealing.
Which state though? I hope North Dakota, those cold weather women love to cuddle

Where's the FPS game?

Been done, and didn’t work. Players complained of “Slow weapon upgrades” and “No character progression” and was received poorly, needs more gritty realism.
Or explosions
- What's funny is I know someone with like, 2000 hours in that game. And it just happened to be his favorite fps, nothing to do with the army propaganda.
- AA2 and AA3 were fucking fantastic, despite AA3 becoming early access abandonware within like ten seconds of its release. AA4 was awful.
- I heard they had to limit people at West Point from playing as all the cadets were learning to shoot first and ask questions later.
- They made the most realistic game and people complained it wasn't real enough. I will never forget that. And the slow weapon upgrades was because there weren't any originally. Then you had to complete a stealth mission with one possible path that you had to crawl through for an hour. And the weapons weren't available on every map.
  In many ways the game proved we didn't want super realism. We wanted fake realism with tactical fashion.
- I enjoy a good FPS, even military sim styles like Battlefield, but that also why I wouldn't join the real military. I enjoy it as a game, a fantasy where none actually get physical injured and everyone goes home at the end of a battle. I've seen enough "video game" violence to know I have zero desire to see the real thing or do such things to other people.
Think it belongs before or after the Dodge Charger?
- Before. America’s Army dropped for the PC in ‘02. I feel like grunts were getting chargers from like 06-current. Could be wrong though

Dodge charger

clearly not a dodge charger

Is this subtext meme or is NCD just extra not credible today?

That's not a Dodge Charger? Is it a Dodge, though? I'm not good on my car politics
- It is the similarly named but starkly different 'dodge challenger'
Cars aren't really our strong point, just look at all the "Toyota Hilux" memes, where the vehicle is actually a 70 series cruiser.

But that's a Challenger.

If you know what model that is you're too painfully American to come back from there, my condolences.
- To be fair if you've seen a charger and a challenger before, you'd be able to tell pretty quick. My brain interprets it is charger built like matchbox; challenger like hot wheels.
Yup, there's a reason that particular campaign didn't work out.