'We're normal guys': J.D. Vance tells reporters not to label Trump ticket as 'weird'

lol This is almost as good as getting him to say out loud that he's never had sexual relations with any living room furniture.

"I really do think that whatever Tim Walz calls me, I mean, talk about, talk about weird with Tim Walz," he added.

Did...did Vance just "I know you are but what am I" Tim Walz?

Yup. Perfectly normal to joke about molesting a woman in a department store.

"we're very normal guys"

definitely something that "normal guys" need to clarify.

We totally believe you.

Nothing more normal than urgently trying to prove you're normal

"Weird" would have been such a nothing insult if they didn't get so weirdly upset by it

Yeah whatever Couch Fucker.

"We're normal guys!" says two of the least-normal weirdos in the country

Super. normal.

Vance faulted Walz for not kissing his wife at a recent rally.

In the meantime, Melania hasn't shown up for months, and almost none of his family could be bothered to show up at his trial. Meanwhile, Mr Emhoff and Mrs Walz are right there with their spouses the entire way. [Also, I don't recall seeing anything with Vance and his wife on the campaign trail, but I wish cba to even try to look.]

Stalking someone around the country and trying to enter her personal vehicle to confront her about her behavior - totally normal. Women everywhere find that entirely not creepy and aren't at all worried around that guy.

This doesn't look normal to me: https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-making-fun-of-disabled-reporter-oT41FYI

These two weirdos are the farthest thing from normal I have ever seen running for president and vice president.

Couch fucking weirdo, and there's no way Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies isn't a really weird guy. I mean look at him, he's orange and that hair!?!?!?!?! Those comments about his own daughter? Weird.

Bit weird he has to specify that..

I picture tears in his eyes and his voice breaking as he says this.

"We're just normal men. We're just innocent men."

Nothing says 'normal' more than having to constantly tell people you're normal...

Ah yes, “We’re totally normal!”

The rallying cry of totally normal dudes everywhere because everyone knows how hard normal dudes have to work to prove they’re normal dudes…

Fucken weirdos 🤣

Interesting how much Vance seems to be in charge of the messaging right now. I don't remember Pence being this outspoken on the trail. Maybe I'm misremembering. Most VP candidates let the person at the head of the ticket take charge, which only makes sense. Normally, that'd be doubly the case when your boss is Trump; it's hard to get that guy to shut the fuck up.

At a guess, Trump is still stewing about not running against the person he planned to run against and doesn't know what to do. Meanwhile, Vance can do as he wants. What Vance wants is a bunch of stupid shit that's only dragging the campaign down, but he does it nonetheless.

All normal guys talk about sucking dicks with Mamaw. If only he had actually listened to her

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

Shady Vance is about to learn about the Streisand Effect

Sounds like something a weirdo would say.

Normal guys openly lust for their daughters, I guess.

People should gift him shirts that say "normal guy" and "does not fuck couches" just to answer any questions people might have

To paraphrase Tywin Lannister: Anyone who must say "I am normal" is not normal.

Sorry, Mr. JD "Couch" Vance, you don't get to pick your own nickname.

What a weird thing to say. Creepy motherfucker...

Well that’s weird…

I love him trying to sell the pussy-grabbing, bleach-injecting word salad rapist and convicted felon as a normal guy.

Seems like a weird thing to say.

lol...

Exactly what weird people say.

Objectively weird.

Weird

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Exactly what unsecure people would say.

The Adventures of J.D. Vance, Completely Normal Politician.

That's a weird thing to say.

Lol normal that's a good one!

Haha! Streisand at its best

They're as weird as they come, even ignoring politics

Yeah. We all regularly try to start an insurrection.

I guess for people like him, and his followers, they would consider that normal

That’s like how people who have to say that they hold the authority do not carry the authority.

We need a community dedicated to the weird crap these people do. I’m starting !political_weirdos@lemmy.world

We're just a couple of normal guys having a normal time with a couple of extremely normal couches. Nothing to see here folks...

Yeah I mean if there’s a room full of weirdos, I guess any one of them might feel “normal”

Just your regular neighborhood creeps.

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