Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule
Alt text: A fake tweet in which Elon Musk laments how he's running out of money to run X/Twitter because he's a very litigious man. The actual text follows:
Data $4,000,000 Rent $680,000 Lawsuits $500,000,000 Labor $2,400,000 Candles $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my website is dying
Stop spending money on lawsuits
93 0 ReplyNo
62 0 ReplyIt's my emotional support lawsuit
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I estimate you could save 98.6% of your expenses by cutting all legal costs if you stopped being a massive piece of shit
77 0 Replyno
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That lawsuit might be the most pathetic one I have ever heard of. It should be thrown out but Muskrat filed it in North Texas for a reason.
76 0 ReplyWhere's the budget for his bootstraps?
41 0 ReplyHis dad paid for those, they are made of emeralds and blood.
27 0 Replyif im not wrong twitter is still using bootstrap for bits and pieces of its website so it should be already included in its operational costs.
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Is he saying that's lawsuits against him? Or cost of lawsuits he's filling against others?
25 0 Replygiven its a fake tweet, both?
27 0 ReplyFirst one, then t'other.
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He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files
20 0 ReplySounds like a plan! You're hired!
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Did he really just openly plagiarise Dril's second best known tweet?
4 0 ReplyNo, I made it. It's fake.
18 0 ReplyThat sound suspiciously like what Elons Fediverse account would say.
12 0 Reply
Ok it's fake, never mind.
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