Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV]

You guys are doing it too much it's not funny anymore.

It's...sexy.

Replete with delightful folds and crevices

ribbed for his pleasure

I do get a whole lot of joy.

When a big girl in corderoy.

Calls me her big boy.

Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.

thicc af