Not to kink shame, but…
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
It's a trick question. Neither the chicken nor the egg can cum, the rooster came first. Science!
Why does it sounds like what Cave Johnson will say
It's a quote from the unreleased portal 3, along with "bet you can't eat this combustible lemon without making a silly face"
Boom rotisserie
How else are you supposed to fertilize them
Should have worn a condiment.
Nice. You're in a different league and we're all playing ketchup.
I relish your wit!
Seggsually transmitted disease.
It feels better than a couch?
Really depends on the couch.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
It's a trick question. Neither the chicken nor the egg can cum, the rooster came first. Science!
Why does it sounds like what Cave Johnson will say
It's a quote from the unreleased portal 3, along with "bet you can't eat this combustible lemon without making a silly face"
Boom rotisserie