12mo ago

Dry cleaning IS expensive

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I now want this and only this! Full 13 hour cut.
- Second
- Very easy to do with an LLM
  
  The voice part for sure… but pumping out 13 hours of that humor might be a considerable challenge.
ELROND: Men? Men are weak.
CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station
ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...
CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?
ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-
CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?
- ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.
  CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?
Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.
Cunk on Tolkien when??
Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man's relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?
Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.
Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔
Gandalf: 🤨
- What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.
  
  That's human years, in hobbit years he's 18.
  Loli girls are still weird even if they're technically 500 yrs old.
  Baby Yoda still a baby even though he's 500 yrs old.
I like the implication that he's Gandalf the Grey purely because his clothes are dirty

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