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  • How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

    • Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

      • no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

        • can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

          • Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it's nothing.

            It's unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

            They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

        • I'll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.

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